fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
did you say
It didn’t work so well for Sammy…
To be honest, dating in general never really works out for sammy.
(Source: slayboybunny, via slytherintodeancas)
ok i don’t know what the hell david bowie is. all i know is that much like god he is everywhere.