The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.
Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.

this is the most metal flower i have ever seen.



this is so beautiful

he is so beautiful





fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

did you say


It didn’t work so well for Sammy…

To be honest, dating in general never really works out for sammy.

(Source: slayboybunny, via slytherintodeancas)



This sums up my life pretty well



There will be a Total Lunar Eclipse on October 8th, 2014. This full moon will be completely caught in Earth’s shadow, known as it’s Umbra. At the onset of the eclipse the moon will gradually become a rusty red colour, known as a Blood moon. It can be seen worldwide and is expected to last about 80 minutes.

" clouds and eclipses stain the moon and the sun……"
Mercury retrograde soon too.Turbulent times ahead.




there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”






ok i don’t know what the hell david bowie is. all i know is that much like god he is everywhere.

(via 613-times-love)